This is a list of memorable quotes from Morris O'Brian.

Day 5 Edit

  • Chloe O'Brian: Can you do it without talking?
  • Morris O'Brian: I could, but it'd be a terrible waste of my charm. ("Day 5: 5:00am-6:00am")

  • Chloe O'Brian: Morris, what are you doing?
  • Morris O'Brian: Just making your people more efficient.
  • Chloe O'Brian: I noticed you picked the most attractive one.
  • Morris O'Brian: Wrong, you're the most attractive one. ("Day 5: 5:00am-6:00am")

  • Chloe O'Brian: You know this is a really good opportunity for you. Why don't you surprise me and not totally screw it up.
  • Morris O'Brian: Okay, I'm going to pretend this is going to require all my focus and attention even though we both know I can do it in my sleep. ("Day 5: 5:00am-6:00am")

Day 6 Edit

  • Morris O'Brian: Fine! If you want it in table-format, you'll get it in table-format! Let's just stop this mad, psychotic, terrorist-bad guy before he detonates a nuke on Wilshire Boulevard, alright?
  • Chloe O'Brian: Thank you. ("Day 6: 9:00am-10:00am")

  • Milo Pressman: What's your problem with me?
  • Morris O'Brian: I liked you just fine as an analyst, actually you were very good. As a boss, bit of a bore. ("Day 6: 6:00am-7:00am")

  • Milo Pressman: I've told you twenty times, you don't send out a report without a certified header on it.
  • Morris O'Brian: Well, this makes twenty-one, you should update your count.
  • Milo Pressman: Do you, and I'm just curious, ever open your mouth without sarcasm spilling out of it?
  • Morris O'Brian: (sarcastically) Sorry, are we done here?
  • Milo Pressman: Look, I'm just trying to tell you be careful, otherwise you will find yourself back selling ladies' shoes in Beverly Hills. ("Day 6: 6:00am-7:00am")

  • Milo Pressman: (after finding out Morris lied to him) Is this a joke!?
  • Morris O'Brian: You're upset. ("Day 6: 9:00am-10:00am")

  • Chloe O'Brian: I fit in here fine, there's no reason why you can't.
  • Morris O'Brian: Except I'm not a pretty lady.
  • Chloe O'Brian: What're you talking about?
  • Morris O'Brian: You're a hottie.
  • Chloe O'Brian: No I'm not!
  • Morris O'Brian: Yes you are, deal with it. (touches her posterior)
  • Chloe O'Brian: Morris we're at work!
  • Morris O'Brian: So?
  • Chloe O'Brian: It's…unprofessional.
  • Morris O'Brian: Are you saying you don't like it?. ("Day 6: 6:00am-7:00am")

  • Morris O'Brian: You can't expect me to keep working while my little brother is dying in a hospital. ("Day 6: 12:00pm-1:00pm")

  • Morris O'Brian: I know these guys. They write really good code. And they're not serving time. ("Day 6: 12:00pm-1:00pm")

  • Darren McCarthy: Don't listen to him, he's bluffing.
  • Morris O'Brian: So you're not Darren McCarthy? Arms dealer, subcontracted by BXJ technologies? CTU intercepted a transmission about Fayed hiring you to do this.
  • Darren McCarthy: I said shut up!
  • Morris O'Brian: Fine. ("Day 6: 1:00pm-2:00pm")

  • Rita Brady: Shut up! Shut up! Fayed wants you alive. And whatever shape you're in besides that is up to you.
  • Morris O'Brian: Oh come on, what are you doing? ("Day 6: 1:00pm-2:00pm")

  • Abu Fayed: We have four bombs left, you're going to help us arm them.
  • Morris O'Brian: Not bloody likely, mate. ("Day 6: 1:00pm-2:00pm")

  • Morris O'Brian: (after being kissed by Chloe in order to check his breath) Got to love this place. ("Day 6: 7:00pm-8:00pm")

  • Morris O'Brian: (after being told that Chloe was pregnant) You mean what, with a child?
  • Chloe O'Brian: That's usually how it works. ("Day 6: 5:00am-6:00am")

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