Quote:Morris O'Brian

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This is a list of memorable quotes from Morris O'Brian.

[edit] Day 5

• Chloe O'Brian: Can you do it without talking?
• Morris O'Brian: I could, but it'd be a terrible waste of my charm.

• Chloe O'Brian: Morris, what are you doing?
• Morris O'Brian: Just making your people more efficient.
• Chloe O'Brian: I noticed you picked the most attractive one.
• Morris O'Brian: Wrong, you're the most attractive one.

• Chloe O'Brian: You know this is a really good opportunity for you. Why don't you surprise me and not totally screw it up.
• Morris O'Brian: Okay, I'm going to pretend this is going to require all my focus and attention even though we both know I can do it in my sleep.

[edit] Day 6

• Milo Pressman: What's your problem with me?
• Morris O'Brian: I liked you just fine as an analyst, actually you were very good. As a boss, bit of a bore.

• Milo Pressman: I've told you twenty times, you don't send out a report without a certified header on it.
• Morris O'Brian: Well, this makes twenty-one, you should update your count.
• Milo Pressman: Do you, and I'm just curious, ever open your mouth without sarcasm spilling out of it?
• Morris O'Brian: Sorry are we done here?(sarcastically)
• Milo Pressman: Look, I'm just trying to tell you be careful, otherwise you will find yourself back selling ladies shoes in Beverly Hills.

• Milo Pressman: (after finding out Morris lied to him) Is this a joke!?
• Morris O'Brian: You're upset.

• Chloe O'Brian: I fit in here fine, there's no reason why you can't.
• Morris O'Brian: Except I'm not a pretty lady.
• Chloe O'Brian: What're you talking about?
• Morris O'Brian: You're a hottie.
• Chloe O'Brian: No I'm not!
• Morris O'Brian: Yes you are, deal with it. (touches her posterior)
• Chloe O'Brian: Morris we're at work!
• Morris O'Brian: So?
• Chloe O'Brian: It's... unprofessional.
• Morris O'Brian: Are you saying you don't like it?

• Morris O'Brian: You can't expect me to keep working while my little brother is dying in a hospital.

• Morris O'Brian: I know these guys. They write really good code. And they're not serving time.

• Darren McCarthy: Don't listen to him, he's bluffing.
• Morris O'Brian: So you're not Darren McCarthy? Arms dealer, subcontracted by BXJ technologies? CTU intercepted a transmission about Fayed hiring you to do this.
• Darren McCarthy: I said shut up!
• Morris O'Brian: Fine.

• Rita Brady: Shut up! Shut Up! Fayed wants you alive. And whatever shape you're in besides that is up to you.
• Morris O'Brian: Oh come on, what are you doing?

• Abu Fayed: We have four bombs left, you're going to help us arm them.
• Morris O'Brian: Not bloody likely, mate.

• Morris O'Brian: I just armed three suitcase nukes!

• Morris O'Brian: (after Chloe kissed him) What was that for?
• Chloe O'Brian: Just checking your breath.
• Morris O'Brian: Got to love this place.

• Morris O'Brian: This may not be my place, don't let those buggas from division get to you.

• Morris O'Brian: (with Chloe in Medical) Well, whatever it is, I'll help you get through it.
• Chloe O'Brian: No, you won't. We're not together.
• Morris O'Brian: Sod that!

• Morris O'Brian: (after being told that Chloe was pregnant) You mean what, with child?
• Chloe O'Brian: That's usually how it works.