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May 22 - Day 5 6:00am-7:00am - Jack Bauer and Cheng Zhi
- Jack Bauer: Please, kill me. Just...kill me.
- Cheng Zhi: Kill you? You're far too valuable to kill, Mr. Bauer.
May 23 - Day 6 11:00pm-12:00am - Jack Bauer to Wayne Palmer
- President Wayne Palmer: Your asking me to sign off on a probable suicide mission, Jack!
- Jack Bauer: Mr. President.... you owe me.
May 24 - Day 3 11:00am-12:00pm - Jack Bauer to Stephen Saunders
- Jack Bauer: When your daughter is infected, I'm gonna make you watch her die.
May 25 - Day 3 4:00pm-5:00pm- David Palmer to Jack Bauer
- David Palmer: I don't negotiate with terrorists, Jack. I won't negotiate with terrorists.
May 26 - Day 1 9:00am-10:00am - Andre Drazen to Ira Gaines
- Andre Drazen: If Plan A doesn't work you should have a Plan B, not Plan A recycled.
May 27 - Day 1 7:00pm-8:00pm - Sherry Palmer to David Palmer
- Sherry Palmer: You may not love me, but you will never leave me.
May 28 - Day 4 1:00am-2:00am - Chloe O'Brian and Nabilla al-Jamil
- Nabilla al-Jamil: Don't you have a gun?
- Chloe O'Brian: I work with computers!
May 29 - Day 4 6:00am-7:00am - Jack Bauer and David Palmer (their final conversation)
- Jack: Mr. President, you saved my life.
- President Palmer: I'm only sorry it came to this.
- Jack: Me too, sir. I just wanted to let you know that I was out.
- President Palmer: I'm glad. (sighs) This is probably the last time we'll ever speak. Jack, you do understand, when you hang up, for all intents and purposes, Jack Bauer's dead.
- Jack: I understand that, sir. Mr. President, it's been an honor.
- President Palmer: Same for me, my friend.
May 30 - Day 4 6:00am-7:00am - Charles Logan to Walt Cummings
- David Palmer: Jack Bauer would never compromise national security.
- Walt Cummings: As much as I'd like to believe that, everybody breaks.
May 31 - Day 6 1:00pm-2:00pm - Jack Bauer to CTU
- Jack Bauer (after discovering a nuke ticking) This is Bauer. We've got a problem.
[edit] June
June 1 - Day 1 8:00pm-9:00pm - Kim Bauer to Melanie
- Kim Bauer: Shut up. I have been listening to this crap all day, about how I get everything I want, and how my life is so great, and how everybody else's life sucks. Well, you wanna know something? You don't know anything about me. Last night I was kidnapped, tied up in the back of a trunk, and then I got to see your friend Dan get shot in the head. You take all the bad luck you've had in your life, it wouldn't fit into half of what's happened to me in the last twenty-four hours. So messing me up may be harder than you think. But if you wanna? Bring it on. Here, outside, any place you like.
June 2 - Day 3 7:00pm-8:00pm - Ryan Chappelle to Michelle Dessler
- Ryan Chappelle: Chloe's a pain in the ass.
June 3 - Day 2 7:00am-8:00am - Marie Warner to Kate Warner
- Marie Warner: You think you'll be safe out there? You won't be.
June 4 - Day 2 11:00am-12:00pm - HAZMAT Technician and George Mason
- Hazmat Technician: (Referring to the symptoms of radiation poisioning) Your hair will start to fall out.
- George Mason: I'm used to that.
June 5 - Day 5 11:00am-12:00pm - Spenser Wolff and Chloe O'Brian
- Spenser Wolff: I don't care if you are my boss, or if you regret sleeping with me last night. Nobody talks to me like that.
- Chloe O'Brian: Really? I just did.
June 6 - Day 1 1:00pm-2:00pm - Milo Pressman and Tony Almeida
- Milo Pressman: What do you think they're gonna do to Jack?
- Tony Almeida: They're not gonna name a street after him.
June 7 - Day 1 9:00pm-10:00pm - George Mason to Serge
- George Mason: Maybe you should have taken a few more English lessons. "Trade" means we get something, too.
June 8 - 24: Stories - Jack Bauer and Bucho
- Bucho: So, do you feel pretty now, Jack?
- Jack Bauer: Why do you ask, Bucho? Interested?
June 9 - Day 3 2:00am-3:00am - Tony Almeida to Nina Myers
- Tony Almeida: See, Nina, my collegues in the next room tell me that something in those medical records (referring to the knee MRI scan and HIV treatment for Marcus Alvers) concerns you. I'm guessing it's not the knee.
June 10 - Day 5 3:00am-4:00am - Martha Logan to Charles Logan
- Martha Logan: You know what really gets me, Charles? That you had me going for so long... I had no idea you were such a good liar. If I wasn't so horrified by the fact that I married you, I might be impressed.
June 11 - Day 5 5:00am-6:00am - Jack Bauer and Tim Rooney
- Jack Bauer: Officer Rooney, what is your status?
- Petty Officer Rooney: My status is...uh... he's dead.
June 12 - Day Six Debrief - Jorge Ramirez and Jack Bauer
- Jorge Ramirez: Mr. Bauer, I thought it would be a lot harder to find you.
- Jack Bauer: If I was worried about you finding me, you wouldn't have.
June 13 - Day 6 5:00am-6:00am - Cheng Zhi to Bill Buchanan
- Cheng Zhi: My people will not abandon me like you abandoned Jack Bauer.
June 14 - Day 1 3:00am-4:00am - Sherry Palmer and David Palmer
- Sherry Palmer: There's been an assassination attempt.
- David Palmer: That's what all the fuss is about? And I thought it was something serious.
June 15
June 16 - Day 4 1:00am-2:00am - Chloe O'Brian to Edgar Stiles
- Chloe O'Brian: They're field agents. They have guns. They don't need you to coddle them.
June 17 - Day 2 6:00pm-7:00pm - David Palmer to Sherry Palmer
- David Palmer: You're not a member of my staff, you're not a government employee and you're not my wife.
June 18 - Day 2 5:00pm-6:00pm - Reza Naiyeer to Agent Richards
- Reza Naiyeer: Look, my fiancée just left me on my wedding day because I'm sending her father to jail, and since he's my employer, I think that pretty much means my whole life's in the toilet. So why don't you cut me some slack?
- Agent Richards: There's a nuke somewhere in this city, and if you don't give me something useful in the next hour, I'll take you back to CTU and chain you to the roof so that you have a front row seat when the damn thing goes off.
June 19 - Day 3 8:00pm-9:00pm - Ramon Salazar to Jack Bauer
- Ramon Salazar: I never would have thought that Jack Bauer was for sale.
June 20 - Day 4 3:00am-4:00am - Bill Buchanan to Chloe O'Brian
- Bill Buchanan: Chloe, we're in an active code. We don't have time for your personality disorder, you understand me?
June 21 - Day 4 4:00am-5:00am - Jack Bauer and Habib Marwan
- Habib Marwan: Your president sees me in only one dimension - evil.
- Jack Bauer: As you see us.
- Habib Marwan: Yes. And vulnerable.
June 22 - Day 4 6:00am-7:00am - Walt Cummings and David Palmer
- Walt Cummings (to President Logan): Suppose something happens to Bauer... suppose he has an accident.
- David Palmer: That's an obscene suggestion!
June 23 - Day 5 7:00am-8:00am - Martha Logan to Secret Service Agent
- Martha Logan (to a Secret Service Agent): I will have your family eating dog food out of a can!
June 24 - Day 2 1:00pm-2:00pm - George Mason to Michelle Dessler on Jack Bauer
- George Mason (referring to Jack Bauer) : What can I say? The guy's a little crazy...that's why I didn't want him here in the first place. But he gets results and we need some pretty big results here.
June 25 - Day 2 9:00pm-10:00pm - Jack Bauer to CTU agents
- Jack Bauer: The son of a bitch wants to talk. Where the hell's my translator?
June 26 - Day 2 4:00am-5:00am - David Palmer to Secretary of State
- David Palmer: Let's not mince words, Mr. Secretary. You mean the trial of David Palmer.
June 27 - Day 2 7:00am-8:00am - Ryan Chappelle and Tony Almeida
- Ryan Chappelle: So, what's up, my friend?
- Tony Almeida: Well, it's like this. Either fire me, or get out of my chair.
June 28 - Day 3 1:00pm-2:00pm - Kim Bauer to Adam Kaufman
- Kim Bauer: (after hacking into Adam's computer) That wouldn't be me, because I'm incompetent and only got this job because of my dad.
June 29 - REPEAT OF JUNE 2 QUOTE
June 30 - Day 3 10:00pm-11:00pm - Ryan Chappelle and Chloe O'Brian
- Ryan Chappelle: Is this your child?
- Chloe O'Brian: Uh, yes. And she hasn't been interfering with my work. Technically there's no specific rule preventing me—
- Ryan Chappelle: There's no specific rule because it's common sense.
[edit] July
July 1 - Day 1 2:00pm-3:00pm - Robert Ellis to Lenny
- Robert Ellis: If you could read what what's in my eyes, you'd crawl under a rock and cry.
July 2 - N/A
July 3 - Day 4 1:00pm-2:00pm - Edgar Stiles and Curtis Manning
- Edgar Stiles: I shouldn't do this, Curtis. I could faint. I feel very nauseous. I have low blood sugar.
- Curtis Manning: It's just Driscoll and Heller.
- Edgar Stiles: Driscoll's in there too?!
July 4 - Day 1 9:00pm-10:00pm - David Palmer and George Mason
- David Palmer: Act on your own prerogative. Go through with the trade; you'll be repremanded, possibly even demoted.
- George Mason: So far it sounds great.
July 5 - Day 2 6:00am-7:00am - Sherry Palmer to Jack Bauer
- Sherry Palmer: How can you leave me here like this? I've been stabbed!
July 6 - Day 5 4:00am-5:00am - Vladimir Bierko and Bierko's henchman
- Bierko's Henchman: We can't do much damage with one canister of nerve gas.
- Vladimir Bierko: You are so wrong.
July 7 - N/A
July 8 - Various episodes - Jack Bauer
- Jack Bauer: Damnit!
July 9 - Day 3 11:00am-12:00pm - Jack Bauer and Stephen Saunders
- Jack Bauer: What are your terms?
- Stephen Saunders: I have a private jet waiting at Van Nuys Airport. I need to be on it with a presidential guarantee of safe passage to North Africa.
- Jack Bauer: Never gonna happen.
July 10 - Day 6 6:00am-7:00am - Tom Lennox and Karen Hayes
- Tom Lennox: Our country is under siege. Now you're the National Security advisor Karen. Frankly, I'm surprised by your resistance.
- Karen Hayes: These places that you keep building are nothing more than concentration camps.
- Tom Lennox: Detention facilities, and the criteria for determining who should be detained are very reasonable.
- Karen Hayes: Reasonable? This revised plan of yours justifies locking up every American who prays towards Mecca!
July 11 - Day 1 10:00pm-11:00pm - Jack Bauer and Sherry Palmer
- Jack Bauer: We leak a story to the press that he was killed in the explosion.
- Sherry Palmer: You've got to be kidding.
- Jack Bauer: I've never been more serious in my life.
July 12 - Day 3 1:00am-2:00am - Sherry Palmer and Julia Milliken
- Sherry Palmer: Don't you want to be free of him?
- Julia Milliken: I'm afraid.
- Sherry Palmer: Well I'm not. Where's the bedroom?
July 13 - Day 5 6:00pm-7:00pm - Audrey Raines and Kim Bauer
- Audrey Raines: It's about your father.
- Kim Bauer: What about my father?
- Audrey Raines: He's alive.
July 14 - NA
July 15 - NA
July 16 - Day 4 1:00pm-2:00pm - Audrey Raines and Jack Bauer
- Audrey Raines: Who are you going to call?
- Jack Bauer: The only person I can trust right now.
July 17 - NA
July 18 - NA
July 19 - NA
July 20 - Day 4 4:00pm-5:00pm - Erin Driscoll and Edgar Stiles
- Erin Driscoll: Where are those time estimates on the remaining plants?
- Edgar Stiles: (hands her file) Right here.
- Erin Driscoll: These are from forty minutes ago. They update every fifteen minutes.
- Edgar Stiles: I'm sorry Ms. Driscoll. I'm a little upset about my mother.
- Erin Driscoll: You need to put your emotions on hold a little longer, Edgar. We're in the middle of a crisis.
- Edgar Stiler: My mother just died, Ms. Driscoll. I can't put that on hold.
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August 22 - Day 6 7:00pm-8:00pm - Karen Hayes and Tom Lennnox
- Karen Hayes: Did somebody push you down the stairs?
- Tom Lennox: No, Karen, I tripped over your ineptitude. On that subject, welcome back.
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